Natural Selection in Action

Three teenage car thieves, in Florida, tried to evade police in a stolen Maserati. They were unsuccessful. The result, one dead, one circling the drain and the driver facing probable felony murder charges. I fail to see the tragedy referenced in the headline. In hockey, such a result would be referred to as a “hat trick” and be cause for celebration.

Cue the bleeding hearts, “They were good boys.” They were studying to be rocket surgeons.” Yeah right, the photo reveals that they lived up to their true potential.