Nomination for a Hero Badge

How does a woman behind bars become pregnant? That’s what her mother wants to know

This could go either way. The old gal pictured below has been in jail for eighteen months. She revealed to her mother that she is pregnant. Sounds like the Sheriff in Dade County has some explaining to do. If that is the case this story fits into the Nomination for a Hero Badge category. The MSM explanation defies belief and thus falls into the MSM lies and phony headline class.

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According to the woman, baby daddy made a deposit into a rubber glove and then snaked the glove through an air conditioning duct. She retrieved the glove and contents and there you go. I guess that makes sense to the MSM.

I kinda hold to Occam’s Razor.

a scientific and philosophical rule that entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily which is interpreted as requiring that the simplest of competing theories be preferred to the more complex or that explanations of unknown phenomena be sought first in terms of known quantities

Merriam-Webster

That means the simple explanation is the most likely, “by fucking.”