MSM Screws up Again!

The headline says woman arrested after police found drugs in her private parts. Cops found over an ounce of speed, 10 grams of crack cocaine and over 9 grams of fentanyl hidden in her snatch.

Call me cynical but with that much dope hidden away, “private parts” is a misnomer. More like public accommodation. I can hear her defense now. “It wasn’t my client’s dope. She has no idea how it got there. The cops planted it!”

I guess that headline plays better than “Meth Whore Busted After Cops Find Dope Where the Sun Don’t Shine.”