The headline says woman arrested after police found drugs in her private parts. Cops found over an ounce of speed, 10 grams of crack cocaine and over 9 grams of fentanyl hidden in her snatch.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/indiana-woman-allegedly-hides-drugs-213228056.html

Call me cynical but with that much dope hidden away, “private parts” is a misnomer. More like public accommodation. I can hear her defense now. “It wasn’t my client’s dope. She has no idea how it got there. The cops planted it!”

I guess that headline plays better than “Meth Whore Busted After Cops Find Dope Where the Sun Don’t Shine.”