Florida Man

This story illustrates a variety of points. First, somewhere there is a kindred soul. In this case, the two found each other. Second, there’s a sucker born every minute. Finally, you can’t make this shit up.

People will probably scoff and say this is a sham. Yeah, but whose? There is a body cam out there somewhere that will demonstrate the cops played it mostly straight. Tito and Amanda, on the other hand are out there where the buses don’t run.

Jack Webb was an actor, producer who starred in Dragnet. He also created Adam-12. In Dragnet he was Joe Friday a no-nonsense straight shooter. Each show showed Friday handle an investigation. I don’t believe he ever cracked a smile, displayed sarcasm or hollered bullshit even once. That was until he appeared on Johnny Carson. Here is an example of the Joe Friday interview style: