I just need a little seed money. This money pox thing represents a prime opportunity. I can make millions all I have to do is corner the market. It worked for FDR, “A chicken in Every Pot!”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-declare-health-emergency-over-175527009.html

With the Chinese flu it was hand sanitizer and masks. I guess the masks can do double duty for monkey pox. But that doesn’t cover every eventuality. I can see it now, mandatory butt plugs! The administration even has an aptly named and inclined individual to head up the compliance effort. Seems like the FBI will be a natural to conduct investigations.

“A butt plug in every …”