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Sex Robot

Some days I struggle to find things to comment on and then there are days like today where there are just all sorts of things to discuss. Last week some entrepreneurs opened the first whorehouse staffed with sex robots. If you thought, the local bluenoses got together to close the place down; you would be wrong. It seems the group leading the charge were the local prostitutes: Sex Workers Grouse as Sex Robots Begin to Displace them.

The spokeswoman, who has been in the sex trade for thirty years explained, “It is another strategy of the patriarchy that presents us as objects without rights or soul. A privilege of the wealthy classes.”  I am not sure what that means. Thirty years in the sex trade left wing babble for pillow talk my objections to a robot are decreasing.

I propose a joint venture that will boost the sales of sex robots into the stratosphere. The sex robot manufacturer should team up with Roomba, a manufacturer of robot vacuum cleaners. A sex robot that also cleans house, I’m there.