People of a certain age may remember the AT&T slogan, “Reach out and Touch Someone” It appears that the Russians have revised it with a vengeance. Hope the number they dialed was longer than seven digits.
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A wire from a military communications device TA-57, which security forces use for torture with electric shocks, appears to be connected to his intimate parts.
Metro News
If that doesn’t work how about this one?
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One more blast from the past. The smiley face was oftentimes accompanied by the slogan, “have a Nice Day!”
In cop speak, “have a nice day!” translated meant, “Fuck you, the horse you rode in on and the little brown dog that followed you!”
I am not an advocate for such behavior on the part of police, especially American police. However, Russian cops operate under a different set of rules. Sucks to be a goat fucker. Imagine this terrorist’s disappointment when he finds out all his virgins are named IGOR and they are all hung like a racehourse.