The Moral of the Story

Kentucky cops have finally identified the remains of a fugitive rapist after 25 years. He was found at the bottom of a lake wrapped in tire chains attached to a hydraulic jack.

A set of human remains that fishermen found “wrapped in heavy tire chains and anchored with a hydraulic jack” in a lake in Kentucky nearly 25 years ago has been identified as belonging to an FBI fugitive, state police have revealed. 

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The moral of the story is obvious. When escaping with stolen chains and a hydraulic jack, swimming as a means of escape is contraindicated.