He Seems Nice ….

What woman in her right mind would look at this clown and say to herself, “I want me some of that!” Call me jaded, but the only reason she complained is because he broke the meth-whore good boyfriend rule.


If you are not familiar with the meth-whore good boyfriend rule, it is simple. A good boyfriend doesn’t punch his girlfriend in the face. Black eyes, busted noses and missing teeth impinge on her ability to make a buck as a titty dancer. From the police report.

Police shared that Turner had pulled her hair, punched her multiple times in the face,

SAPD police report

I have a sneaking suspicion that girlfriend can match him in the number of her tattoos, if not the location. I’m laying odds that she goes his bail.