Can’t Help Myself….

Man dies from gunshot wound after being found in McDonald’s drive-thru, police say

No suspects are in custody as of yet

There is a reason I was never designated as a “Public Information Officer” as a police officer. There is probably no way I could let this go. Is it belaboring the obvious or in poor taste to point out. “Worst damn case of a Big Mac Attack I ever seen.” Then again I could be dating myself.

As headlines go, it is still no match for this one.