I am really concerned that the Republicans are going to blow it in 2016. I have decided that in the name of fiscal responsibility Hillary Clinton is the only viable candidate.  I say this because her inauguration and incarceration are liable to coincide.

As President and Bureau of Prisons (BOP) inmate 0235719 Hillary will reside in a new western White House, formerly known as Florence, Colorado, Super Max.

My understanding is that the Super Max is under the buildings pictured and extends for seven stories underground. Inmates are allowed limited contact with the outside world.  This can be considered an achievement in itself.  Limited to only an hour a day, how much can she screw up?

Her living arrangement would result in a 1.1 billion dollar cost savings. There would be no need for secret service protection.  Her residence at the Super Max Western White House would also cut costs associated with Air Force One. Hillary won’t be needing it.

There probably won’t be any savings associated with the closing of the White House in DC.  Four years might be enough time to address  fumigation and repairs after the current occupant leaves.

Elaborate state dinners will be a thing of the past.  The wine list is reduced to Pruno. No trips, no family vacations, the cost savings pile up.  Why, Hillary could be paid the prevailing wage for Federal inmates. If you put your mind to it you will see that it makes sense.  Finally, there is the picture so many of wanted to see but were cheated out of:

The doors of a Federal Prison slamming shut on Blow Job Bill’s ass when he shows up on visiting day.