Five Victimized by Fake News!

International Business Times

Dogs pictured are for representative purposes only, no dog is considered guilty unless convicted in a court of law

Family Dog Mauls 4-Year-Old Boy To Death. 

Somebody got some explaining to do! The story and accompanying photo (above) are datelined El Paso, Texas. Look at the photo, this should be your first clue, nobody in El Paso, Texas has worn a three quarter car coat in the last week. The second clue is none of the dogs are panting, check the weather report for El Paso, it’s a balmy 100 degrees. 

What you are seeing is another example of a fake news story. A four-year-old child was mauled by family pets in El Paso, a tragedy. Now to pile onto the tragedy, a hack has included a photograph of six innocent dogs peaceably strolling down a major metropolitan street, in all likelihood, not El Paso.

Oh the slippery slope, first CNN and the New York Times report Russians hiding under every bed, it was only a matter of time. Now a reporter, too lazy to report, grabs a random photo. Just like that five dogs have lost their reputation. Oh where oh, where is PETA or HSUS to advocate for these poor unfortunates?

Silly me, PETA or HSUS aren’t going to lift a finger without a fund raiser first. PLEASE, CAN YOU GIVE $20 TOWARDS A LEGAL DEFENSE FUND, PAYABLE TO PETA OR HSUS?  That’s one $20 crack rock, 4 fingers of cheap Mexican weed or a quick head job from the prostitute on the corner, that may or may not be a girl. Help these dogs regain their good reputation back. If you don’t who will? It’s for the animals.

Shoddy reports and lazy reporters need to be held accountable. “LET’S SUE THE BASTARDS”, remember it is for the puppies. Call you Congressman demand legislation: Capital Punishment for Puppie Slander. It’s for the puppies.