Questionable Product Alert

From Sad and Useless humor blog. I’m not sure this is a good idea. It would seem to indicate some people have an excess of disposable income. Not for me, but whatever floats your boat.

This Company Makes Slippers That Look Just Like People’s Pets

…and they are so realistic that dogs get jealous. The company behind these awkward custom realistic slippers, Cuddle Clones, charges a princely sum of $199 and makes pet owners wait for 8 weeks to get the product, but some pet owners definitely think it’s worth it and the results speak for themselves. Scroll down below to check out the pets and their clone slippers and don’t forget to tell us what you think!

For the pet lover

I’m at the age that I’m gonna be up at sometime in the middle of the night. These slippers, or a variation on the theme, look like a recipe for a clusterfuck.

Let me lay out a scenario. It’s 3 am, time for my nightly trip to the bathroom. Half asleep, I pause as I get out of bed, to put on my Rottweiler slippers. The left one goes on fine, but the right foot meets some resistance. If a little force is good, more force is better. I give it an extra shove. The extra shove wakes Rodin, the Rottweiler up. This is not unreasonable, as a big toe forcibly inserted into one’s rectum is likely to wake up the soundest sleeper.

With a loud yelp, Rodin is heading for anyplace that does not include a big toe up his ass. The sudden movement causes me to fall down upending the night stand. I no longer have a full bladder, but I have a shitty toe. The trip to the bathroom is still on. No, I don’t think I’ll be buying these slippers.