Socialism works. Not across the board, but within a certain narrow focus. North Korea is requiring that each citizen produce 220 pounds of crap a day. Impossible you say! Not at all. Here is a cause democrats can sink their teeth into. Heck, we could throw in a slightly used machine to spread the crap around.
Radio Free Asia
“The entire population has been mobilized to produce manure as the first major task of the year,” a source told the outlet. …
“They are demanding that each person produce 100 kg of human feces per day, or about 3 tons per month,” the person added. “But how on earth can it be possible for one person to make 3 tons of human feces and deliver it?”
This could open up a whole new trade concession between the U.S. and North Korea. This is the green movement’s greatest moment. The green movement has already got people bagging dog shit. It is just one more step to get folks to shit in a bag, biodegradable of course. Think of the water savings. San Francisco has already got infrastructure in place. Instead of clean up, think harvesting.
Wouldn’t you please help starving North Koreans? Shit in a bag today and send it to: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
229 Cannon HOB, Washington, DC 20515