The Clinton E-Mails , a Solution

According to the local news Hillary will be in San Antonio, Thursday.  Let history repeat itself and we could have a solution to the whole Hillary e-mail, server problem inside of two weeks.

I had an informant, who over years provided me with credible information that led to the arrest and conviction of a variety of drug dealers in San Antonio. Unlike numerous Assistant District Attorneys, my police Chief and other sterling citizens I never caught this informant in a lie.  He told a story that had nothing to do with dope and it occurred roughly two decades before we became associated.  I never found any information that said his version of events was untrue.

In the early 70’s the informant was employed by a prominent shaker and mover in San Antonio as a driver, bodyguard, and gofer.  He was instructed to attend a meeting at the boss’s residence one evening.  He acted as bartender. Present at the meeting was the shaker and mover, a national democratic party official, two Texas democratic party officials and John Connally the former Democratic Governor of Texas.  During this meeting, this prominent San Antonian fired John Connally from the democratic party while the democratic functionaries looked on nodding , like so many bobble headed dolls.

History tells a different story indicating that in 1973 John Connally opted to join the Republicans.  Did it happen that way, I don’t know, given the family history it is possible they had the stoke to make it happen in the manner described by the informant.

So here’s the plan, Hillary comes to San Antonio as a democrat, gets fired. Republicans draft her into the Republican party kicking and screaming if need be.  Now a Republican, Hillary is immediately indicted for Treason, sedition, and passing secrets to the enemy all as a capital offenses by the Attorney General. Since she is now a Republican she can be tried convicted, appeals exhausted and executed in a span of two weeks.

This will work.  It has the added benefit of getting rid of Bill.  I predict within two weeks of the execution Bill will be found dead in a suburban Motel Six with a hermaphrodite midget and a sheep dressed in stockings and a garter belt.