I’m old. I found out too late that .38 caliber shell casings are not adequate  hearing protection on the range. I was in a liquor store standing in line when I could have sworn the lady in the next line asked for “anal liquor”.  I don’t know what that is and I’m pretty sure that is not what she said.

On the other hand I’m not sure that actual conversation was any where near as interesting as what I thought I heard. I think I’ll stick with the anal liquor it is much more entertaining.