Famous Last Words

There isn’t anything Trump can do!

I have a theological question that I need answered.

Qassem Soleimani before
(Pay Special attention to the ring)
Qassem Soleimani after
Nice ring

How Qassem Soleimani was ‘torn to shreds’ by a US missile and his body had to be identified by his RING: Pentagon drone launched four rockets at car carrying Iranian general after he arrived from Syria to meet ringleaders of embassy attack

Daily Mail

Soleimani has achieved martyrdom. He is entitled to 72 virgins. Is that one corpse to 72 virgins? Or is each of the million pieces he was rendered into entitled to 72 virgins?

If it is the later, we’re gonna need a bunch more goats!