Trump Behind Drowning of 14,000 Sheep
Trump isn’t playing fair!
Democrats are contending that the recent capsizing of a ship carrying 14,000 sheep off the coast of Romania was the first step in an escalation of pressure on Iran. Over 14,000 sheep died as a result. The theory is that Trump is trying to create a shortage of virgins available to martyred and soon to be martyred fighters.
Iraq official: Airstrike Hits Iran-Backed Militia North of Baghdad
Five more terrorists bite the dust. Virgin crisis escalates!