Now It Can Be Told

Trump Behind Drowning of 14,000 Sheep

New meaning to the term “sheep dip”

Trump isn’t playing fair!

Democrats are contending that the recent capsizing of a ship carrying 14,000 sheep off the coast of Romania was the first step in an escalation of pressure on Iran. Over 14,000 sheep died as a result. The theory is that Trump is trying to create a shortage of virgins available to martyred and soon to be martyred fighters.

Iraq official: Airstrike Hits Iran-Backed Militia North of Baghdad

Five more terrorists bite the dust. Virgin crisis escalates!

Guess they will just have to make do.