A gorilla attacked his keeper at a zoo in Spain. She sustained serious injuries in the attack. Life imitates comedy.
There’s an old joke about a street walker that visited the zoo. Must have been a slow day. She stopped in front of the gorilla cage and shook her booty at him while shouting taunts. The gorilla dragged her into the cage beat the hell out her and had his way with her.
Her friends visited her in the hospital and inquired, “Were you hurt very bad?”
The whore responded, “what do you think? He ain’t come by or called.”
Don’t shoot the messenger. I didn’t make the joke up.