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Fourteen Inches sounded good in theory.

Johnny Wadd Holmes, porn actor claimed to have 14 inches erect

Afghanistan Veteran Receives World’s First Full Male Genital Transplant, Johns Hopkins Says

A team of 11 surgeons performed the 14-hour surgery last month

Most asked question?

Can I get that at 14 inches and in white?

Fortunately, Johnny Wadd Holmes was cremated, so the possibility of grave robbing has been eliminated.

This could open a whole new branch in divorce law. They’re community property and I want ’em.