This is News?

You can’t make this shit up!

A warning has been issued on Twitter and publicized in the New York Post. Doctors are telling women not to put parsley in their vaginas. That is obvious, nobody eats parsley. Not stated is if a little parsley on the side, as a garnish, is acceptable.

Okay I admit it. I’m an opportunist. If I was a hunter I probably would shoot a sitting duck.

What would Tony Do?