I never heard of GiGi Hadid prior to this happy mishap in Milan. GiGi is wearing a Versace dress that I suspect isn’t cheap. 

I confess I don’t follow high fashion. Is it a bug or feature that a dress allows your boob to pop out at random?  When it happens to a firm 20 year old it’s kinda cute. But can the designer guarantee the same effect on a forty something, three kids later?

Is the designer required to put a warning label on the dress, “Warning Boob May Suddenly Deploy”.  Could the inherent design flaw be the basis of a product liability law suit? Milan is nice but what about Minot, North Dakota at 20 below?

The fashion writer makes a big deal about her stoic expression, how brave she was, and the show must go on… I guess, but I have maintained the same expression while farting on a crowded elevator and nobody called me brave.

Guess I’m just not ready for the runway and high fashion.