The stuff that passes as news these days. Take this article for instance: Health-mens_health/t/blindness-noted-men-using-impotence-drugs. Taking any of the three boner pills may cause vision loss. Duh, we needed a government study to tell every man what he already knows?
I can tell you right now the study is already flawed. It fails to take into consideration a wide range of common household products that can produce a similar effect.Here is a quick test to see if you, as a man, are suffering from the effects of this condition.
Take a look at the picture above. How many women are in the picture? Describe the woman that you see.
If you answered two and described one as a brunette about 5’8″ tall and weighing in at 260 to 310 pounds, and the other as a brunette 5’8″ tall and weighing 120 pounds your are incorrect. There is only one and she is built like a defensive lineman. Seek immediate medical attention. There are other tests available to indicate whether the origins of your vision problems are the erectile drugs (can lead to blindness) or the more common environmental factors.
Vision problems and sex are interrelated can be demonstrated by a quick check of the literature. For instance:
“I had a bad case of Lone Star Dick last night.
I have followed a stiff dick into places I’d be afraid to take a SWAT Team.
Coyote Ugly when you wake up to find the chick you picked up, last night and find out that not only is she fat and ugly but she is sleeping on your arm.You consider the possibility of gnawing your arm off rather than waking her.
The examples given predate the invention of erectile dysfunction medication and prove that there is another agent at work. The following story best illustrates what is likely happening.
A little guy was sitting in a sauna, in the German manner. He is soon joined by a second guy. After a few minutes, the second guy initiates a conversation, “I don’t want you to take this in the wrong manner, but I couldn’t help but notice that is one impressive tool you have there.”
The little guy blushed and stammered out a thank you.
The second guy couldn’t leave things alone and continued the conversation, ” What’s that thing look like when it gets angry (meaning erect)?”
The little guy hesitated but then replied, “I don’t know. Every time I get a hard on all the blood rushes from my head and I faint. Although this is an extremely rare, it explains the symptoms. Sudden loss of acuity or outright loss of vision due to decreased blood flow to the eyes. This vision loss may also explain how we ended up in some of the more dubious places where we later found ourselves.