There I was, giving her the hard fast one. Then her head fell off. This triggered conflicting emotions. Guilt. “My God I killed her. ” Pride, ” I guess you could say I screwed her brains out.” Shame, “A decoy, I was screwing a knothole! Hope nobody saw me.”
The “Wild Kingdom” was never like this!
“Marlin, this may be the worst case of coitus interruptus we’ve run across on the ‘Wild Kingdom!'”
“You could be right, Jim, the only sure thing in life, is insurance from Mutual of Omaha.”
