Relationships are tricky. No matter how close you are to your spouse there are subtle differences. You know things like humor, appropriate verses inappropriate. Just how long is a time out?
They said you should buy your wife a gift for Valentine’s Day. Women love chocolate, they said. I went to Amazon and picked out a box.
She asked about the design. So I told her.
I’m hoping that someday I won’t have to sleep on the couch anymore.