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Camel Toes Banned at Bondi Beach?

First, they came for the synagogues, then they came for the Camel Toes.

Australian Authorities Forbid New Synagogue Because Muslims Might Blow It Up

You can solve anything by applying liberal principles — even the problem of Muslim colonists blowing up synagogues. The solution is as simple as it is ingenious. Simply ban Jews from building synagoguesA local council has banned the construction of a synagogue in Bondi because it could be a terrorist target, in a shock move that religious leaders say has caved in to Islamic extremism and created a dangerous precedent.

The Sydney suburb Bondi is considered iconic because of its beach — which probably won’t be as famous when bikinis give way to burkas.