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Julian Assange Sues Ecuador for Violating His ‘Fundamental Rights’

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 05: Wikileaks founder Julian Assange prepares to speak from the balcony of the Ecuadorian embassy where he continues to seek asylum following an extradition request from Sweden in 2012, on February 5, 2016 in London, England. The United Nations Working Group on Arbitrary Detention has insisted …
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Let’s get this straight. This asshole freeloads at the Ecuadorian Embassy for years and now he’s bitching about the accommodations? 

WikiLeaks founder and former Editor-in-Chief Julian Assange is reportedly suing Ecuador for violating his “fundamental rights and freedom” while he’s been taking sanctuary in the Ecuadorian embassy in London.

According to Sky News, “Baltasar Garzon, a lawyer for WikiLeaks, has arrived in Ecuador to launch the case, which is expected to be heard next week in a domestic court.”

There is a simple and obvious solution. Is it a coincidence that Assange and asshole share the same first three letters and are both seven letter words? 

There, I fixed it!