It’s good to be the boss. However, it is helpful to remember that just because you can do something, doesn’t mean that you should. The article makes a big deal about the fact that this guy has been doctoring his boss’s coffee for years. How about the fact that the boss drank the coffee without complaint, for years. Talk about “good to the last drop.”

Man accused of ejaculating in his boss’ coffee everyday for 4 years

I didn’t have to be told that while working undercover, you get your own drinks and never leave a drink unattended. That rule carried over into every day life. As a supervisor, I got my own coffee, made my own drinks. The process of getting my own drinks allowed me to wander the office, without seeming to lurk.

The boss, in this story, didn’t learn those lessons. With this guy on the way to jail, it is time to change her coffee routine.

I wonder if she would be interested in some civet coffee?