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Boston’s Straight Pride Parade Is Mired By Outraged Protest, But Its Choice Of Grand Marshal Is Hilarious

The Boston Straight Pride parade went off in spite of the outrage of the left. There were demonstrators, counter demonstrators and cops with tear gas. The parade participants had a good time. The counter demonstrators were outraged, so they had a good time. The MSM didn’t let the facts get in the way, so they were happy.

Let me introduce the Grand Marshal of the Parade

Milo Yiannopoulos,

If you don’t know Milo Yiannopoulos, he is a conservative commentator. He is also unmistakably and unapologetically gay.

“I might technically be a sequined and perfectly coiffed friend of Dorothy’s, but I’ve spent my entire career advocating for the rights of America’s most brutally repressed identity — straight people — so I know a thing or two about discrimination,” Yiannopoulos said in a statement.

“This parade is a gift to anyone, male or female, black or white — gay and transgender allies, too! — who will stand with us and celebrate the wonder and the majesty of God’s own heterosexuality,” he added. “Men, bring your most toxic selves. Women, prepare to burn your briefcases! Because it’s great to be straight, and we’re not apologizing for it anymore. We’re Here, Not Queer.”

Milos Yiannopoulos, Grand Marshal of Boston Straight Pride Parade

Gay pride isn’t so much a political movement as it is a sop to ego. A member of “Gay Pride” is an oppressed minority, somebody special, noble in the face of adversity. A gay guy outside the movement, is just another garden variety cocksucker.