Don’t Let Mariah Know

Part of being me is the entertainment value of putting two disparate stories into the same context. Poor little pervert Ghislaine Maxwell has lost twenty-five pounds while incarcerated. Looking at this photo, I suspect she doesn’t miss the poundage. To get a similar result in the free world she would have had to spend thousands attending a fat farm. Don’t let Mariah Carey know.

Mr Basham has also alleged that Maxwell has lost 25lbs while in jail and recently went 20 hours without food, according to The Telegraph.

Wait until Mariah hears about this a weight loss plan. One that does not include flies, death and stuff. In the interest of public safety, I’ll take one for the team.

Mariah if you want to try the Ghislaine Jail diet, come on over to my place. I’ve got guns. You can hold me at gunpoint while you sexually abuse me. That will get you to jail, without the whole pedophile thing.

It’s a Dirty Job But Somebody Has Got to Do It!