You get to a certain age and suddenly thoughts of funeral planning pop into your head. In your younger days thoughts of boobs would banish such intrusive ideas. Now, I find myself contemplating music.  No “Amazing Grace”. I found this article about Chinese funeral practices not only interesting but also enticing.  The Chinese, it seems, like big turn outs. 

So the link and accompanying photos discuss one possible tactic for ensuring a good turn out, half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html

I realized that this would not do for me.  The problem is, being dead I would have to rely on my friends to carry out my last wishes.  I trust that they would do so, just not quite in the manner intended. So multiple tittie dancers at my funeral becomes one three hundred pounder.

Or even worse, it just me with a stripped bass.

Funeral planning continues, I’ll get back to you.