Pittsburgh-police-officer-charged-in-funeral-home-brawl. At first glance this would appear to have nothing to do with Chinese funeral practices, as I described previously. But look closer, a ring, spandex, two evenly matched combatants of much the same weight class. It would pack the spectators in!
The added advantage, no worries about Stripped bass, fat titty dancers or even a bad version of “Amazing Grace”.
http://poracponders.com/cop-stories/contingency-planning/