I’m going to hell for this one, but I couldn’t resist.  A man and his wife set out on their annual road trip to Florida.

In the history of road trips this was the first time he got to listen to the radio stations, that he wanted. He was never checked for driving too fast or too slow.  He stopped to pee when he wanted to stop. He passed numerous fashion outlet malls with no comment and no stopping. Never had to adjust the air conditioning.  Best trip ever.

 Never a discouraging word was heard.  This idyllic trip lasted until New Jersey, when it all went to hell. Check out the link police-ex-cop-who-killed-himself-on-turnpike.