Two Guys Walk Into A bar…

 Ask any Criminology professor what the cause of crime is, and he will smugly inform you it is poverty. This just goes to show you that the pompous pricks don’t have a clue as to what they are discussing. Take this pair, as a case in point. Robbers-walk-into-a bar full of off duty cops.

The pair decides to commit robbery on the way home from their rocket science class!

Stupidity causes crime. These two idiots had the perfect plan. They needed money. The bar had money. All they had to do was take the money.

This incident happened in Baltimore; there was a cop retirement party going on in the main bar. Not only were all the cops armed, but I’d be willing the bet the marked and unmarked units parked around the pub for a block in each direction might have alerted a smarter robbery team. Not these guys.

The reality is there is a sizable portion of black men in society who, on a daily basis, will demonstrate that they are incompetent at everything they attempt. The cops, district attorney, judges and juries don’t have it in for black males. Black males make it so damn easy to send them to prison the system is left with no choice.

Look again at the two idiots above. The expression on their faces shows they are reviewing the day’s events. How could things have gone so wrong? They had the perfect plan. Who could have snitched them off? Who knew cops could run more than a block? The cops are racists for chasing black armed robbers.

I normally wouldn’t offer advice to criminals, but I’ll make an exception in this case. Do not bring a knife to a gunfight. When the number of cop cars parked in a block exceeds the number of civilian cars, go somewhere else.

If it weren’t for prison, there wouldn’t be any place to take care of guys like this.