Technology, Hits the Wall

Coming to Austin, Texas.

The wackos in Austin will be all over this. Coming to a morning commute. How will they ever consume their triple shot, mocha with a splash?

A Swedish company, Cangoroo emphasizes “the sustainability and fitness aspect to the pogo sticks.” The company is pushing pogo sticks as alternative transportation.

They had better watch it with the fitness aspect. Breathing heavily emits CO2, thereby contributing to global warming. It is to avoid CO2 that moonbats would commute to work on pogo sticks rather than drive a car like an unwoke person.

I tried to find a picture of a fat girl riding a pogo stick. I didn’t know penis was a synonym for a pogo stick.

Some times great ideas take a while to catch on!