Assault with a condiment. #(&^%$#@ body cams. I’m glad I’m retired. Here’s the call. Woman wakes up to find that her boyfriend has covered her in ketchup, while she was asleep. She wasn’t pleased and called the cops. Had it been me responding, my first question would have been: “Do you want fries with that?”
I know it is insensitive and that some people might find the comment offensive. Sometimes people are confronted with situations where there is only one possible response. Some meet the challenge and some fall short. Take the response of General McAuliffe.
An officer could work thirty years and never have a better opportunity. Seize the moment. Can’t be a real police until you have caught a three day rip.