Bill Clinton for President!

 

Little Saint James Island

I am not in the habit of offering advice to “The One” But in the interests of the Republic, I will make an exception. The antics surrounding the Clinton campaign do not bode well for the Democrats, but there seems no graceful way out.  There is.

This is Little Saint James Island.  It is owned by Jeffrey Epstein, convicted pedophile and friend of Bill “Blow Job” Clinton.  There are allegations that Epstein had the island stocked with under age hookers. The island is part of the United States Virgin Islands Territory.

Bill has been a frequent visitor in the past, sometimes without his Secret Service protective detail.  Guess the SS were all wore out from a detail to Columbia. The heat is on now and the island is a shadow of its former self. In one transaction “The One” could get rid of the Clintons and set himself up with a future vacation spot.

It’s simple, make the island its own sovereign state.  US law would no longer apply.  Bill Clinton would dearly love to be President again.  He could be President for life.  As a first official act he could lower the age of sexual consent down to eleven and a half.  There would be no need for him to ever leave.

It is not the cosmopolitan setting that Hillary and Huma may be used to, but after the first visit they may settle in like Judge Crater, Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa.

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