I hesitate to bring this up, because I didn’t want to cause a sudden influx of Democrats and Muslims to Texas. But, I have received an indication that this “special snowflake” madness sweeping campuses has appeared at Texas A & M. The only thing to do is lay out what facts are currently available.

Texas A & M is considered a senior military academy (on par with the service academies) with a proud military tradition. As part of the military tradition, The Parson’s Mounted Cavalry was created in 1974.  It is a ceremonial unit designed to escort a field piece (cannon rather than coed) accompanied by all the pomp and circumstance. The horses are provided by Texas A & M, the riders are Juniors and Seniors.

Many colleges and universities across the nation are being pressured to provide special living accommodations for groups that deviate from the norm in one form or fashion. The movement has now come to Texas A & M.

It is an idiosyncrasy of Texas law that engaging in beastiality or zoophilia is not illegal. It only becomes illegal if a practitioner is caught in the act by somebody who is offended. A group of fellow enthusiasts participating together does not make beastiality illegal.  In order to avoid legal controversy, privacy is essential.  The current Parson’s location does not lend itself to privacy. Students looking for unrequited love, whose name cannot be spoken run the risk of prosecution.

Texas-border-man-arrested-a-third-time-for-allegedly-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-horse, Cirilo Castillo a thrice convicted horse seducer claims that people that share his passion, “their love is pure,” it is the fility minds of the observers that pose the problem. Castillo’s record illustrates the problem enthusiasts have, his record is replete with multiple “Criminal Trespass” convictions. 

Texas higher education used to mean something. Not any more, Dildos at UT are carrying sex toys in lieu of weapons. If this report is to be believed Aggies are just looking for a place to snuggle.  Next, the stallions at Texas State will be jumping off their pedestal and making a circuit of the campus every hour on the hour.  Kids these days…..