For the Good Old Days

 

Cal-state-university-la-offers-segregated-housing.  

Segregated housing will now be available to black students at California State University Los Angeles as a means of combating “microaggressions” and “racially insensitive remarks.”

School officials have honored requests by CSLA’s Black Student Union and will offer “housing space delegated for Black students” at the Halisi Scholars Black Living-Learning Community.

I’m not sure but I think that this flat ass runs afoul of the fair housing act.  We need some white folks to attempt to rent and get turned away.

I chased crack dealers all over the east side of San Antonio for almost fifteen years.  We could tell when a street level dealer had graduated to slinging his own ounces of crack.  Rather than sleeping on the floor at various aunties houses, he now had the disposable income to rent a motel room.  

This guy might have two to three thousand dollars in his pocket, but we would find him at the local Motel Six.  The room was invariably rented by a girl friend or “baby mama”.  I thought that this was an attempt to disguise who was in residence.  But I was wrong.  The Motel Six and girlfriend were opposite sides of the same coin.  This strutting player, would be badass couldn’t conceive of anything better than a Motel Six and was too intimidated by the white clerk to conduct a simple room transaction.

I thought this inferiority complex was something shared by all the street players.  Given the movement on some college campuses it apparently affects a substantial portion of an entire black generation.

At any rate, I did some research and was able to locate some of the accommodations available to interested black students.  The school has tried to address both contemporary and historical tastes.

The Full Urban Experience

Is a multi-story residence  complete with rats and roaches.  Brick residence, virtually bullet proof, if one stays below window level.

crack house exterior

Full Urban Experience Living room

crack house image

The Work Life Experience

Your quarters are attached to the kitchen and laundry on a large estate. Ten steps out the door and you are at work.

Jefferson kitchen and slave quarters

Interior view of detached cottage from Slavery Row an exclusive for the college community.

delux interior

Kitchen quarters, roommates keep the expenses down, no sleeping on the floor here!

slavequarters interior

Slavery Row Soon to eclipse fraternity row.

slave quarters exterior

Retirement Village Marion FP

We can continue your segregated experience once you leave college.

Marion Federal Penitentiary

Segregation bad when whitey does it.