Ralphie, Twisted And All Growed Up

I’ll admit my thought process is not always linear. Sometimes it is more like an avalanche. Once it starts rolling there is no predicting where it will wind up or when it will stop.

I saw some click bait think about Cosplay. Since it featured T&A, I figured what the hell. I still don’t know what Cosplay is, how you play or why. I found this one picture and that started the avalanche.

I suppose a lesser man might have focused on the red hair. What popped into my mind immediately was:

“A Christmas Story”
There you go, with apologies to Jean Shepard

HEY LADY, WATCH IT WITH THAT KNIFE, YOU COULD CUT A BOOB OFF!