What Were They Thinking? – PORAC Ponders

The wackos are batting 500 in the Orwellian follies. In California, a court ruled that bees are fish. In New York a court ruled that Happy the elephant in not human. What were they thinking?

**The California decision has got Bert and Ernie, “which one of these aren’t like the other?” saying “what the fuck?”**

**Carp**, **in California they are one and the same.**

I don’t know, birds and the carp just aren’t the same as birds and the bees.

A New York judge handed the wackos a defeat. Wackos attempted to get Happy the elephant declared a person. This was an effort to get the Bronx Zoo to release her. Just what New York needs another homeless person shitting in the street.

I don’t understand how even a liberal can confuse an elephant with a person. I mean the differences are obvious…. uh never mind. I guess it depends on who one hangs out with.