The Nominee for 2024 is…

Congresswoman Katie Hill, in a primary landslide

How unfortunate that Congresswoman Katie Hill is only 32. The Constitution requires Presidential candidates to be 36. She peaked to soon in establishing rock solid democrat credentials. Male, female it doesn’t matter she’ll screw it. She can party with the best of them, equipped with a bong and a vertical smile adorned with an Iron Cross. What’s not to like?

Ms. Hill claims she is the victim here. She did not authorize the posting of these photos on the Internet. However, it may be more accurate to add a caveat, “this time.”

According to the Daily Mail she has participated in the posting of nude photos of herself in the past.

Hill’s wild lifestyle has been laid bare in a cache of texts and intimate photographs obtained by, as sources revealed Hill and Heslep also posted her naked photos online under a thread called ‘WouldYouF**kMyWife’.

I dare you to find this story in the Washington Post or New York Times.

It’s the Republican’s fault… they looked at the pictures!

I cannot confirm or deny that this is Congresswoman Hill’s local office.