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Maine has passed an amendment to the State Constitution guaranteeing “Down Easters” (modern usage Maniacs) the right to food. No, this is not about a free lunch. Maniacs will be able to grow and raise their own food without government interference.

https://apnews.com/article/election-2021-maine-right-to-food-605019e60df5b3e32bc70c86dcf957b3

Does anybody know how to housebreak a cow?