Potential Pandemic on the Horizon
In a knee jerk reaction, California Forestry officials have sent goats into forests in order to eat underbrush. This is in an effort to prevent forest fires. The story is at the link.
I am not sure California authorities have considered all of the implications of such a move.
The pastel tattoos and fake bad ass fat white boys will upset the real bad asses with old school tattoos. This results in the fat boy getting a beat down from the Hell’s Angels.
One thing leads to another. First, came the goats. Everything else follows in a predictable fashion. Give the goats a break. Maybe California can send vegans to the forest. California has plenty of them. The aren’t as cute and cuddly as goats. Just tell them they are eating locally.
The only unintended consequence I can see is that there will be fewer Prius cars on the road.