History would have been so much different if Monica had been a swallower, instead of a spitter.

Lewinsky: ‘How Stupid Am I That I Believed’ Bill Clinton’s Lies?

MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” on Friday aired a preview clip of former White House intern Monica Lewinsky from A&E’s “The Clinton Affair” detailing former President Bill Clinton’s affair and the cover-up during his re-election.

Lewinsky said she had a “nagging insecurity” Clinton was trying to keep her quiet. She added she felt “deflated” and “desperate,” which ultimately led to her confiding in Linda Tripp.

She claims that she thought the stain on her dress was spinach dip. I guess it didn’t taste like spinach dip.

Blow Job Bill Clinton, Democrat, ex-President and serial rapist, the legend continues.