Christmas shopping used to be easy. Gifts for my nieces and nephews had to meet one of four criteria; make a lot of noise, require an excessive amount of batteries, possess many small parts or require assembly that would make an engineer cry. Co-workers were easy, a bottle usually did the trick. The kids are grown. I’m retired. On the plus side there is the Internet.

I found some neat gifts on-line, check them out.

Just imagine the fun one could have. A little grunt, a strained expression and then reach into your pants and pull one of these beauties out. Chow down and watch the fun begin!

We’ve all been there. Leave the toilet seat up and there is hell to pay. Men are accused of being chauvinists, uncaring and being no longer in love with their spouse. I say if you are gonna get bitched out, you may as well earn it. Attach this booger to the lid and close it. When the ole lady lifts the lid, the rodeo begins.

I figure a package of these ought to last me a couple of years.

Slap a few of these on random cars parked at the venue. You will be surprised at how quickly your social schedule opens up.

I’ve got a list. I’m checking it twice. Have you been naughty or nice?