Girls With Guns

Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert,

Cops and donut shop waitresses go together. One of my troops had a habit of dating coffee shop waitresses. I warned him that he should never date anybody wielding hot liquid. Cocktail waitresses were a lot safer. Nobody ever got frostbite from having a whisky drink poured on them.

Lauren Boebert ran a restaurant, Shooters Grill, in Colorado. She eliminated the threat of waitresses retaliating with hot coffee. All of the waitresses are armed.

RIFLE, CO – MAY 29: Gun packing waitress, Jessie Spaulding, brings breakfast to Rob Huff, of Silt, Colorado, at the Shooters Grill on May 29, 2018 in Rifle, Colorado. (Photo by RJ Sangosti/The Denver Post)

Ms. Boebert parlayed her fame into a run for the Congressional seat in her district. She won. There are indications that she does not intend to hand up her guns once she joins Congress. Smart woman. She will be surrounded by scumbags. Its even worse on the streets of DC.