Dueling Headlines

Chicago Mayor Bragged About Having ‘the Biggest Dick’ in Bizarre Zoom Rant, Lawsuit Claims

The Mayor of Chicago, a proud bull dyke, laid claim to being the most powerful person in the windy city. She made the point claiming that “she had the biggest dick in the city.” Two thoughts came to mind. (1) She could be right in that all of the males in Chicago have been emasculated. Or (2) Why does a woman who has no use for a penis assert her superiority by claiming to have a male appendage? Kinda sounds like penis envy.

Not to be out done Scientific American comes out with this headline.

I guess if Lori Lightfoot has to rely on Michelangelo’s David as a basis of comparison, she may have a point. Matters of scale aside, David is displaying a wee-wee not a big dick. In keeping with feminist rhetoric shouldn’t she have claimed to have a big clit?

Can you say projection?

The only way Lori Lightfoot is going to get big balls is to buy them.