A Modest Proposal #891

For Sale!

Carnival is selling one of their cruise ships. Let’s buy it and use it to house homeless folks.
https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/former-carnival-cruise-ship-auction

You know I’m not going to leave it at that. We could take them on a cruise. Let me introduce you to the Captain and first officer.

Captain and first officer

A three hour cruise ought to do it. No more homeless problem.

There is another alternative to a three hour cruise.

Fire One!