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Guns seized from IRS employee wearing tinfoil on his head, report claims

An IRS worker in Massachusetts whose behavior caught the attention of Homeland Security was wearing tinfoil on his head when police arrested him and seized his guns, The Lowell Sun reported Thursday.

I can already see where this is going.  This guy will be suspended for two years while IRS investigates.  At the end of that time IRS will conclude wearing tinfoil on one’s head is a fashion statement.  He will be back at work and collect back bonus payments he wasn’t eligible for while on suspension.  He will be elevated to a supervisory position.  His first official act will be to order audits on the cops who busted him.